Not for the faint of heart
We invite you to share a night outside your comfort zone into the world of techno-ish and exotic dance and go-go. Showcasing our finest freshly captured specimens of extra-terrestrial entertainment to tantalize, tease, and torture ... both on and off the pole.
-bring your singles as an offering for these sexy creatures offerings make them excited (and it stops them from dissecting our patrons)
-THE ALIEN LIFE MAY TOUCH YOU- -BUT YOU MAY NOT TOUCH BACK- After all, we can't be responsible for the loss of fingers and toes if you do, so anyone who breaks this rule will be immediately jettisoned into the abyss with no refund.
-However, we encourage all the throwing of dollars $$$, yelling, hooting, hollering, and general excitement that you can project out of your mouth-hole to show your appreciation.
SO MUSIC, yeah?
Offerings of techno and techno-related-ish for those on the dance floor. We have the finest operators conducting the beats, and if you feel so inclined to snob about genres, we will be forced to use the anal-probe to figure out what kind a parasite might have crawled up your bottom during transport.
Holding down the mothership we have :
and a very special lesson in vocal alien mating calls by :
Our alien life consists of pole and go-go from:
____Show us your best costume be it alien or space explorer during the night will we crown -- ~Mr. and Ms. Out-Of-This-World ~-- chosen by our panel of extra-terrestrial experts.
full bar10pm-3am adults 21+ $10 door $15 after 1:30 AM